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Odalarevu is a village located in the Allavaram mandal, Dr. B. R. Ambedkar Konaseema district of the Indian state of Andhra Pradesh. Situated in the coastal region of the state, the village is bounded by the Godavari River on one side and the Bay of Bengal on the other.

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{"fact":"Cats must have fat in their diet because they can't produce it on their own.","length":76}

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Manettia holwayi is a species of plant in the family Rubiaceae. It is endemic to Ecuador.

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