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USS Stewart (DE–238) is an Edsall-class destroyer escort, the third United States Navy ship so named. This ship was named for Rear Admiral Charles Stewart, who commanded USS Constitution during the War of 1812. Stewart is one of only two preserved destroyer escorts in the U.S. and is the only Edsall-class vessel to be preserved. She is on display in Galveston, Texas as a museum ship and is open to the public.
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Wola Gutowska is a village in the administrative district of Gmina Jedlińsk, within Radom County, Masovian Voivodeship, in east-central Poland. It lies approximately 2 km (1 mi) west of Jedlińsk, 14 km (9 mi) north of Radom, and 78 km (48 mi) south of Warsaw.
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Leonel Gerardo Moreira Ledezma is a Costa Rican professional footballer who plays as a goalkeeper for Puntarenas and the Costa Rica national team.
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